HAVE YOU EVER looked at your newly washed jeans and thought, “These are nice, but I wish they were covered in muck”?
You’re in luck!
Luxury retailer Nordstrom is selling a pair of jeans that come covered in what they describe as a “crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty”.
The PPRS Barracuda jeans are said to “embody rugged, Americana workwear” and will set you back a mere €415.29.
€415 for jeans with fake mud on the arse. €415 for jeans that look like the ‘before’ jeans in an Ariel ad. €415 for jeans that look like they smell like silage.
We know what you’re thinking: the jeans are great, but wouldn’t a faux-filthy jacket be even better?
Don’t worry, my friends. Nordstrom have you covered with the ‘Mud Denim Jacket,’ a garment that will set you back another €415.29.
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